So my itinerary is as follows;
Day 1 Landing tomorrow at 17:30
Day 2 Sleep in, eat good food, drink good drinks,
Day 3 Sleep in, laying in the sun while drinking.
Day 4 Sleep more, maybe go outside of the hotel to find a nice place to drink
Day 5 Sleep a little less maybe, boat trip maybe while drinking a nice white vine.
Day 7 Sleep until noon, then relax after yesterday, maybe drink some water, or red vine as the Christians call it.
Day 8 maybe take a walk, to see if there is anything left to drink.
Day 9 Leaving next Saturday at 18:30,
I really am struggling to get more vine, beer, and spirits to drink into my itinerary…
This is for all of you who take such a detailed itinerary that you don’t even have time for toilet breaks, crap I forgot to put that in my itinerary.